I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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