I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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