He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Are my feet made of real feet?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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