508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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