I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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