she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
