How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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