Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
nutella sex= disaster
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Send help, water and tortillas.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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