well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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