our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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