everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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