It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
organizing the empties. That sober.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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