Where are you?
In a non slutty way
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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