It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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