So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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