i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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