We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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