So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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