I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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