They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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