I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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