a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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