i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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