We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
