well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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