Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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