Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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