i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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