Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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