Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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