I didn't shave. On purpose
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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