so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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