Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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