Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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