Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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