It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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