i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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