He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
soo... how was my night?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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