Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The struggles of a small town man whore
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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