Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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