haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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