He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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