your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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