a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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