summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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