worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I understand Curling. That high.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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