she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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