You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You pole danced in your parka.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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