Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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