it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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